Crab Rangoon,
Your light and crispy exterior excite me when I see you. The steam billowing off you when you are fresh from the fryer. I like to tear you open. That crunch and pull ignites my salivary glands, knowing what awaits me on the inside. The sweet and tangy creaminess melts in my mouth with the crispy skin that sends the happy hormones to my brain. You are my one true crabby, creamy love. I smile at the thought of you, swoon at the sight of you, and delight in every bite of you. I look for you on every menu and forage for you at every buffet. Your pinched little puffed body beckons me closer, like a ray of sunshine to a dying plant. My love for you only grows with each encounter. I ardently await our next meeting.
Love,